Thailand Scores

Thai food. 9/10. As incredible as ever. Hasn't gone through me like the Indian food. Perhaps I'm toughening up.

Club. 7.5/10. No egg, toast not toasty enough, no chips!!!! Shame Thailand, shame.

Middle aged men. 1/10. Isn't it funny to see middle aged men traveling by themselves in places like Thailand and Cambodia? Like hell it is. Backpackers they are not. It's so repulsive you want to smash them and force them to get their morals in order, or retire from the world. It's no coincidence that there is a massive advertising campaign going on in the region to stop sex tourism, particularly pedophilia. Sickening.

The Thai Grand Palace. 8.5/10. One of the most ostentatious complexes on the planet. It's an absolutely overwhelming visual feast of gold, green, and gold.

Diving on Koh Tao. 6.5/10. Not bad and not outstanding. Cheap, some fish, some coral and warm water. Visibility and the weather a let down. The island is fantastic though. Could be amazing at the right time of the year.